Erica Albright’s a bitch. You think that’s because her family changed their name from Albrecht or because all B.U. girls are bitches? Folks, for the record, she may look like a 34D, but she’s getting all kinds of help from our friends at Victoria’s Secret. She’s a 34B, as in barely anything there. False advertising.
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Jimmy demonstrating the difficulty of having long nails.
Mark: Are you guys related?
Cameron: That’s good. Funny. Never heard that before.— The Social Network (2010)
(Source: elrachelberrio)
I’m CEO Bitch
Prolly the bit where I died
(Source: anxioushum)
Witchita: I’m sorry, he just gets me… But it still is sad
